Retro Sass Sticker Collection, Vinyl Matte Sticker, Set of 8 Stickers

A little caffeine. A little chaos. A lot of attitude. ☕

Meet the Retro Sass Collection — a set of 8 vintage-inspired stickers designed for the perfectly imperfect, multitasking, coffee-fueled humans out there.

Each sticker brings a touch of humor and relatability to your laptop, water bottle, planner, or notebook — all while keeping that signature Bloom aesthetic: soft tones, cozy neutrals, and retro charm.

💁‍♀️ Includes All 8 Designs:
Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos
Running Late Is My Cardio
I Can’t Adult Today
Currently Unbothered
Mentally on Vacation
My Give a Damn’s Broken
Hold Please, I’m Overthinking
Not My Circus, Not My Problem

✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:

Material: High-quality matte vinyl with matte laminate protection
Finish: Smooth, soft-touch matte surface (non-glossy)
Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weatherproof
Sizes available: 3”, 4”, or 5” (approximate)
Hand-designed and handmade by Bloom by Sophia Rose
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, planners, phone cases & more

💌 SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Small stickers ship FREE via USPS First Class Mail (in a protective envelope).
Please note: Free shipping orders do not include tracking unless upgraded.

Colors may appear slightly different due to screen variations, but every effort is made to ensure accuracy.

🌼 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
Adds a daily boost of positivity and motivation
Great gift for teachers, students, co-workers, or yourself
Complements any minimalist or aesthetic sticker collection
Perfect for journaling, self-care planners, or mental-health awareness themes

🧡 CARE TIPS:
Apply to clean, dry, smooth surfaces for best adhesion.
While waterproof, hand-wash only for longest life on water bottles.